Only in Washington, D.C. (or maybe NYC) would you see this kind of a Classified ad. Pictured above -- in the Fairfax County Times (VA), an ad for a home schooling instructor. Here's how it starts, "Educate, tutor and discipline an infant ... oversee his recreation ... guide behavior in scientific methods. And it goes on! Prospective candidates also need to know Mandarin and CPR. Love it.